1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,423 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,186 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,694 ♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪ 4 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,889 ♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪ 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,057 ♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪ 6 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,499 ♪ Rawhide ♪ 7 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,901 ♪ Don't try to understand them ♪ 8 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪ 9 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:25,103 ♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪ 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,340 ♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪ 11 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,746 ♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪ 12 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,014 ♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪ 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,817 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪ 14 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,653 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪ 15 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,420 -(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,532 ♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 17 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:46,430 -♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 19 00:00:49,037 --> 00:00:50,402 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪ 20 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,666 (whip cracks twice) 21 00:01:41,823 --> 00:01:44,986 Seven long hours in the saddle and for what? 22 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:47,753 I ain't seen a stray, much less any sign. 23 00:01:47,929 --> 00:01:49,693 You heard what the man said, Jim, 24 00:01:49,864 --> 00:01:52,458 we hunt for strays, and so that's what we're doing. 25 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,802 Yeah, you round them up, and you line them out, 26 00:01:54,969 --> 00:01:57,165 and you push them from sunup to sundown, 27 00:01:57,338 --> 00:01:59,306 and what do you get out of it? Nothing. 28 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:01,533 You start all over again. 29 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,211 Well, I'll tell you, Rowdy, 30 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,511 this is my last drive. 31 00:02:10,685 --> 00:02:12,346 When we hit Denver, 32 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,387 I'm gonna take my share and buy me a saloon. 33 00:02:15,556 --> 00:02:18,787 - Uh, Jim? - You bet. 34 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,861 I'm gonna prop my boots up on that bar 35 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:24,857 - and get right back in the shade. - Uh, psst. 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,624 Jim. 37 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:29,827 You betcha. The rest of my life. 38 00:02:30,605 --> 00:02:33,506 - Uh, Jim? - What? 39 00:02:34,909 --> 00:02:36,900 [GRUNTS] 40 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:42,745 Ain't no range bull. What is it? 41 00:02:43,451 --> 00:02:45,180 I'll tell you what, uh, 42 00:02:45,353 --> 00:02:48,721 you find out while I get out of here. 43 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:50,881 [GRUNTING] 44 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:55,052 [NEIGHING] 45 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:01,734 Smile at him, Jim. Don't let him think we're nervous. 46 00:03:01,903 --> 00:03:04,497 Yeah, just call me old nonchalant. 47 00:03:04,939 --> 00:03:06,805 Oh, let's go. 48 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:14,371 Rowdy, do something. Shoot him. 49 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:22,514 Over here. Run. 50 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:30,091 Hey, get over. 51 00:03:30,264 --> 00:03:31,629 ROWDY: Get your elbow out of my eye. 52 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:37,933 - He's gotta be part elephant. - Yeah. 53 00:03:38,106 --> 00:03:39,733 Never mind that. Just stay in here. 54 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:45,803 Help! 55 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,985 - Don't breathe so deep, will you? - Help! 56 00:03:52,153 --> 00:03:55,248 WOMAN [SCOTTISH ACCENT]: Carnoustie, that will be enough! 57 00:03:58,126 --> 00:04:00,185 You should be ashamed of yourself. 58 00:04:00,361 --> 00:04:02,056 Go on. Get back where you belong. 59 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,493 Immediately. 60 00:04:14,575 --> 00:04:16,100 You can come out now. 61 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:26,377 Really, Carnoustie's a most tractable creature. 62 00:04:26,754 --> 00:04:28,449 Carnoustie? 63 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:32,787 It must be the yellow scarf you're wearing. 64 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,224 He can't abide the color. 65 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:36,886 I hope that neither of you are injured. 66 00:04:37,064 --> 00:04:40,728 Uh, no. Not where it shows any. 67 00:04:40,902 --> 00:04:42,131 Nonchalant. 68 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:46,673 I'm Kathleen Dundee. 69 00:04:46,841 --> 00:04:48,570 Oh, Rowdy Yates. 70 00:04:48,743 --> 00:04:50,074 Hi, Miss Dundee. 71 00:04:50,444 --> 00:04:52,242 Oh, old Jim Quince, ma'am. 72 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,905 We're with the cattle drive heading for Denver. 73 00:04:55,883 --> 00:04:59,183 Oh. Cow drivers. 74 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,880 Very interesting. 75 00:05:02,056 --> 00:05:03,319 Heading for Denver? 76 00:05:03,491 --> 00:05:04,822 Uh, yes, ma'am. 77 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:06,957 Oh. 78 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:09,926 Well, you must forgive my bad manners, 79 00:05:10,097 --> 00:05:12,225 but I was just sitting down having my cup of tea. 80 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,764 - Of course, you'll be joining me? - Tea? 81 00:05:15,703 --> 00:05:17,728 Well, no, ma'am, we have to go catch our horses. 82 00:05:18,372 --> 00:05:21,569 Everything in its own time, as Robbie Burns was won't to say. 83 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:24,335 I'm sure that your animals will wander back to you both. 84 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:27,243 Come along. The kettle's on. 85 00:05:30,251 --> 00:05:33,221 I guess if we don't go, Cam-- 86 00:05:33,387 --> 00:05:35,879 Whatever his name is might not approve. 87 00:05:36,057 --> 00:05:37,388 Yeah. 88 00:05:49,237 --> 00:05:53,037 There's really nothing like tea, especially when it's properly brewed. 89 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:55,938 I once tried to get used to your national beverage. 90 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,271 - Coffee? - Mm-hm. 91 00:05:57,445 --> 00:05:59,379 I'm afraid that it couldn't get used to me. 92 00:05:59,547 --> 00:06:01,572 Oh, do sit down. 93 00:06:02,049 --> 00:06:03,642 There. 94 00:06:05,086 --> 00:06:06,383 The pewter's Kincardine. 95 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:08,921 My great grandsire on my father's side. 96 00:06:09,090 --> 00:06:12,390 Oh. And the Haviland's 1821, my mother's. 97 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,858 So do be careful with it. 98 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:19,829 Are either of you gentlemen familiar with Colley Cibber? 99 00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:23,637 Oh, uh, well, I knew a Cowlick Cibber down on the Red. 100 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:26,330 He used to have a faro layout. You remember him. 101 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:27,904 [KATHLEEN LAUGHS] 102 00:06:28,075 --> 00:06:31,807 No. The Cibber I'm referring to was an 18th-century English playwright. 103 00:06:31,979 --> 00:06:35,415 - Uh, good nevertheless. - Oh, no, that wouldn't be him. 104 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:39,542 Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage and venerable liquid... 105 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,586 Ha, ha. Quite appropriate, don't you think so? 106 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,053 Yes. 107 00:06:43,224 --> 00:06:44,783 Uh, say, ma'am, 108 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:48,054 I don't mean to be nosy, but where are the rest of your people? 109 00:06:48,229 --> 00:06:49,253 - People? - Yeah. 110 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,091 What people? 111 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:53,290 Well, you're not out here all alone? 112 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:54,491 [BULL GRUNTING] 113 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:57,036 Ha, ha. Not quite. 114 00:07:02,476 --> 00:07:04,467 Monmouth, MacHeath, MacDuff, 115 00:07:04,645 --> 00:07:07,239 and I believe that you're familiar with Carnoustie. 116 00:07:07,415 --> 00:07:08,678 Yes, ma’am, we met him. 117 00:07:15,156 --> 00:07:18,683 Oh, do sit down. They're quite harmless, really. 118 00:07:18,859 --> 00:07:22,557 I practically raised them since their infancy. 119 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,323 They go along with the things in my wagon. 120 00:07:24,498 --> 00:07:25,966 They're all part of my dowry. 121 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:31,695 Well, I thought you was fixing to open up some kind of a swap shop. 122 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:34,136 Dundee heirlooms, a swap shop? 123 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:35,776 Hardly, Mr. Quince. 124 00:07:35,943 --> 00:07:38,344 - Miss Dundee-- - Kathleen. 125 00:07:38,512 --> 00:07:42,210 Uh, Kathleen, you mean to tell me you're out here 70 miles 126 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,681 from nowhere, with just a wagonload of...? 127 00:07:44,852 --> 00:07:47,048 - Heirlooms. - Heirlooms. 128 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:50,156 And four breeding bulls, looking for a husband? 129 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:52,884 Not a husband, Mr. Yates. 130 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,219 A husband-to-be. 131 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:58,161 You see, I was betrothed in Edinburgh 132 00:07:58,332 --> 00:08:00,426 at the livestock fair a year ago. 133 00:08:00,768 --> 00:08:01,963 Richard Whiting was his name. 134 00:08:02,136 --> 00:08:03,900 A fine strapping man. 135 00:08:04,271 --> 00:08:07,605 A pioneer rancher of the great American Southwest, 136 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:09,869 or so he said. 137 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:11,643 Ooh. 138 00:08:11,812 --> 00:08:13,405 If only I could've seen the villainy 139 00:08:13,581 --> 00:08:16,710 behind the great smile and the twinkling eyes... 140 00:08:16,884 --> 00:08:20,878 Hmm. Lies. Lies. All of it, lies. 141 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:25,219 The great ranch he talked about, nothing but a mud shack. 142 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:31,526 And the beautiful herd, scraggy, underfed beasts 143 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:34,896 not fit to tread the pastures with MacDuff. 144 00:08:35,836 --> 00:08:38,100 That wasn't all either. 145 00:08:38,339 --> 00:08:40,933 It wasn't me he wanted to walk beside him. 146 00:08:41,108 --> 00:08:43,236 It was my wealth. 147 00:08:43,911 --> 00:08:46,312 Heh. Content he was to shut me away in the kitchen 148 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,212 with my fancy heirlooms while he frittered away my inheritance 149 00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:53,046 like snowflakes in a bathtub. 150 00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:56,785 Why, a man like that, he ain't worth being killed. 151 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,320 So it's back to Scotland I'm going. 152 00:08:59,493 --> 00:09:03,396 Me and my bulls and my dowry. What's left of it. 153 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:06,192 You see, I ran short of supplies and I lost my way. 154 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:09,302 Oh, this country is like a crazy quilt. 155 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:13,839 It's full of capricious canyons and deceitful creeks. 156 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:16,568 Ah, but now that I've found you, everything is all right. 157 00:09:16,744 --> 00:09:20,408 - It is? - Well, we're all driving to Denver. 158 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:22,515 We can all drive together. 159 00:09:23,217 --> 00:09:24,480 Uh... 160 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:27,417 - Miss Dundee... - Kathleen. 161 00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:33,049 Kathleen, you see, you don't realize that we got a herd of 3,000 beefs. 162 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:34,752 Oh, that doesn't bother me at all. 163 00:09:35,196 --> 00:09:38,928 Ma'am, wouldn't it make more sense to freight you and your dowry to Denver? 164 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,034 Well, I'm afraid that's not possible. 165 00:09:41,202 --> 00:09:43,364 You see, that beast, he left me with nothing. 166 00:09:43,537 --> 00:09:44,732 Not even a farthing. 167 00:09:44,905 --> 00:09:46,566 - But you see-- - You wouldn't want me 168 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:50,370 to be stranded out here 60 miles from nowhere, would you? 169 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:55,376 No. Heh. 170 00:09:55,549 --> 00:09:58,814 I guess we wouldn't think of that, now, would we? 171 00:09:58,986 --> 00:10:03,389 Ah, capital. Right, I'll go and pack and then we can all be on our way. 172 00:10:04,558 --> 00:10:05,650 [SIGHS] 173 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:10,730 One lost female and four breeding bulls, tin suit, 174 00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:13,265 3,000 head of cattle. 175 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:19,630 Yeah, and a trail boss named Favor. 176 00:10:28,449 --> 00:10:29,939 Four what? 177 00:10:30,117 --> 00:10:32,552 Bulls, boss. The biggest breeding stock I ever did see. 178 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,519 The herd took one look at them and busted loose all down the line. 179 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,384 Yeah, well, what are you standing there for? 180 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:38,992 Break out a rifle and cut them down. 181 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,494 Well, I thought of that too, but I was afraid I might hit Rowdy. 182 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,165 - Hit Rowdy? - Or Quince too. 183 00:10:45,332 --> 00:10:47,994 You see, they brought the bulls in. Them and the woman. 184 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,898 Here they come. 185 00:10:56,877 --> 00:11:00,040 Joe, all of you, get out there and get rid of those bulls. 186 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:01,704 - But, Rowdy-- - No, he's mine. 187 00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,372 He's all mine. 188 00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:05,452 Mushy. 189 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,116 Oh, no, wait a minute, boss. 190 00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:09,757 Maybe you'd better have some coffee. It's good for the nerves. 191 00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:13,087 Only one thing's gonna help my nerves: blood. 192 00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:28,568 Get a rifle. 193 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:37,083 QUINCE: Miss Dundee, your bulls, ma’am. 194 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:40,287 MacDuff, whoa, that's far enough. 195 00:11:48,662 --> 00:11:51,654 FAVOR: And what do you knot-heads think you're doing? 196 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:53,994 ROWDY: Oh, well, you see, boss, it was this way... 197 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:57,836 I send you out for strays, and you come back with four crazy bulls 198 00:11:58,005 --> 00:11:59,234 and a rolling junkyard. 199 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,707 Junkyard? Dundee heirlooms, junkyard? 200 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:06,312 And just who do you think you are, you great oversized, beady-eyed 201 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,279 - cross between a--? - Kathleen, that's the boss. 202 00:12:09,683 --> 00:12:12,880 Oh, Mr. Favor, of course. 203 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:15,147 Oh, how charming. 204 00:12:15,322 --> 00:12:18,257 You see, Mr. Yates and Mr. Quince here, they were just telling me 205 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,986 what a wonderful gentleman you are and a great inspirational leader. 206 00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:24,563 FAVOR: What are you waiting for? Get those bulls out of here. 207 00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:26,826 That won't really be necessary, boss. You see-- 208 00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:28,901 Those bulls are trained, boss. They mind her. 209 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:30,901 - Don't they, ma'am? - Oh, certainly. 210 00:12:31,071 --> 00:12:32,766 If you want the animals removed, Mr. Favor, 211 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,307 all you have to do is to ask him. 212 00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,644 Monmouth, move over there. 213 00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:40,610 Dunheath, MacDuff, get along with you. 214 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,445 See? 215 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,784 All right, Joe, just make sure they keep moving. 216 00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:59,131 Don't get too close to them. They're not used to you yet. 217 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,324 Yet? 218 00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:03,664 See, that's what I was gonna tell you, boss. You see, Miss Dundee here... 219 00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:05,862 Well, what he's trying to tell you, Mr. Favor, 220 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,838 is that these two gallant gentlemen of yours, 221 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:10,238 in the true tradition of the great American West, 222 00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:12,436 have offered to a lost, maltreated woman 223 00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:14,377 the sanctuary of your cattle drive. 224 00:13:14,548 --> 00:13:16,516 They did what? 225 00:13:16,684 --> 00:13:19,153 Uh, well, she was down to her last cup of tea. 226 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,652 We just couldn't leave her out there alone and lost. 227 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:25,019 You expect me to take four bulls and this-- 228 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,024 KATHLEEN: Kathleen Dundee. Aberdeen, Scotland. 229 00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:29,219 --On my cattle drive? 230 00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:31,860 Well, she had no place to go, boss. 231 00:13:32,032 --> 00:13:33,864 She had no money, not even a farthing. 232 00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:36,128 Just four big bulls. 233 00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:37,361 KATHLEEN: Oh, I assure you, 234 00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:40,405 Monmouth, MacDuff and Dunheath and Carnoustie, 235 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:42,941 oh, they'll be no trouble at all. None whatsoever. 236 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,101 And, well, I could be very useful to you. 237 00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:47,441 And I promise to stay well out of the way. 238 00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:51,584 Mr. Favor, I've been lost a long time. 239 00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:53,311 I'm alone in a strange land. 240 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,888 And all I want to do is to get back to Aberdeen, 241 00:13:56,056 --> 00:14:01,290 where my bulls and my junkyard and I belong. 242 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,423 Please, Mr. Favor. 243 00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:07,864 Uh, Mr. Favor, I could use some more help around the chuck wagon. 244 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,434 Me too. 245 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:11,430 And I'll put the bulls on drag, boss. 246 00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:13,198 That way the herd won't even see them. 247 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,776 QUINCE: Well, the boys will be glad to pull double shifts to help out. 248 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:20,474 She was jilted, hasn't got anyone else to turn to, really. 249 00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:25,016 Al right, all right. I can't stand to see grown men cry. 250 00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,415 Stay with us until we hit the next town. 251 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:31,082 - Mr. Favor, I don't want-- - The next town. 252 00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:34,227 Just as you say. 253 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:37,354 And I'm extremely grateful. 254 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,932 Help! Somebody do something! 255 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,569 [GRUNTING] 256 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:46,971 Help! Help! 257 00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:50,175 KATHLEEN: Carnoustie, stop that! 258 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:51,936 Go on, get along with you. 259 00:14:52,112 --> 00:14:53,671 Join the others where you belong. 260 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,721 I just can't understand it. 261 00:15:07,895 --> 00:15:09,294 QUINCE: It's that scarf, Joe. 262 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:11,261 Carnoustie there just don't like yellow. 263 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,423 No, it must be something more than that. 264 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,763 I've never heard him so unruly. Tsk. 265 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:19,497 It must be the prairie gnats. 266 00:15:19,973 --> 00:15:22,965 Prairie gnats? 267 00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:24,872 KATHLEEN: Blemishes of a minor sort. 268 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,672 He gets them constantly on his back. 269 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:31,114 You wouldn't, by any chance, mean warble flies? 270 00:15:31,485 --> 00:15:33,579 Well, I don't what you call them. 271 00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,654 Blemishes in Scotland are called something else. 272 00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:37,723 I'm sure that you will know what to do with them. 273 00:15:37,891 --> 00:15:39,950 And, Mr. Favor, do start shaving, 274 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,528 because your lather is going hard. 275 00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:47,125 You must be Mr. Wishbone and Mr. Mushy. 276 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:50,271 Well, Wishbone, how quaint. 277 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:52,269 You know, you resemble a cousin of mine. 278 00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,204 His star was haggis. A bit of a gourmet, as I recall. 279 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,072 Also, I think he dabbled in medicine. Ha, ha. 280 00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,838 Well... 281 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:06,946 I guess I better get back to the herd. 282 00:16:07,688 --> 00:16:09,679 - Me too. - Yeah. I'd better get this wagon. 283 00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:12,827 - Mr. Yates. - Yeah. 284 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,555 Have you ever seen a herd down with warble flies? 285 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,289 Gee, no, I can't say that I have. 286 00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:22,060 And you wouldn't wanna see anything messy like that either, would you? 287 00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,563 - You mean...? - That's right. 288 00:16:24,738 --> 00:16:26,968 You're gonna get the chance to dip Carnoustie 289 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,869 and all his little friends. 290 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:31,875 - All right? - All right, then. 291 00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:36,073 - Well, I don't mind dipping bulls. - I thought so. 292 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,685 Carnoustie needs a bath, that's all right with me. 293 00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:47,683 [BULL GRUNTING] 294 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:52,031 Oh, do be careful, Mr. Yates. 295 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:54,725 Keep your dip out of his eyes. 296 00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:59,464 ROWDY: Yeah. I'm trying my best not to. 297 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:03,306 [BULL GRUNTING] 298 00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,536 [NEIGHS] 299 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,140 And don't pull so hard on that rope. 300 00:17:08,315 --> 00:17:10,443 There's no need to badger the poor dear. 301 00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:11,914 There, there, it's gotta be done. 302 00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:14,918 It's the only way to get rid of the warble flies. 303 00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,654 - Whew. - You all right? 304 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:18,848 [KATHLEEN COUGHING] 305 00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:20,824 KATHLEEN: Ach, I'm fine. Yes. Whew. 306 00:17:20,994 --> 00:17:22,120 It's the fumes. 307 00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:25,698 It's mostly sulfur and asafetida. It's worse than rotten eggs. 308 00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,527 You sure you don't wanna go back to camp? 309 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,567 No, I'm fine. 310 00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:35,765 [BULL GRUNTING] 311 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:52,548 [ALL LOWING] 312 00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:03,166 Settle down, you critters. It's past your bedtime. 313 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,181 - They settling down any? - Afraid not, boss. It's them bulls. 314 00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:17,818 - They ain't doing nothing but just-- - Yeah, I know. 315 00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:19,817 Carnoustie and his friends. 316 00:18:19,987 --> 00:18:22,547 All right. Keep them tight. I'll put some more men on those bulls 317 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,192 to make sure they stay on their side of the fence. 318 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,225 Quiet down, you old mossback. 319 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,419 You ain't going nowhere. 320 00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:56,886 I do hate to interrupt such an idyllic pastoral scene, 321 00:18:57,057 --> 00:19:00,493 but I was under the impression you were gonna spend 322 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,255 a bit of time with them nice little bulls tonight. 323 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:04,892 Oh, yeah. 324 00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:07,796 Well, you see, it was that warble-fly dip, boss. 325 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,834 I couldn't stand myself afterwards. 326 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:24,678 "Elixir of rose blossom petals and honeysuckle buds.” Ooh. 327 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,980 Well, heh, that's Miss Dundee's. 328 00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:30,419 It was the only thing I could find that was strong enough. 329 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:33,388 Boy, those bulls are gonna love you tonight. 330 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,619 And all night long too. 331 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:38,654 [SCOTTISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH] 332 00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,706 Hmm. Warble flies. 333 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,413 Don't stop now, Miss Dundee. 334 00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:40,390 I'm just getting warmed up. 335 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,652 There you are, Mr. Favor. 336 00:20:41,828 --> 00:20:43,455 We were wondering where you'd got to. 337 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,930 Oh, I'd bet on that. 338 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,031 Oh. 339 00:20:51,204 --> 00:20:53,070 So the Englishman was right. 340 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,504 Truly a man who hath no music in himself 341 00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:58,667 is fit for treachery, stratagems and spoils. 342 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,176 Why, these men of yours, they dance so well 343 00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:03,510 they must have a drop or two of Scots blood in them. 344 00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:06,846 Ha, ha. Or a drop or two of the Orkney Special. 345 00:21:08,822 --> 00:21:11,314 Aw, it's this tin suit, boss, I just couldn't resist it. 346 00:21:11,491 --> 00:21:12,822 MUSHY: And guess what, Mr. Favor. 347 00:21:12,993 --> 00:21:15,121 Miss Dundee, she thinks we're related. 348 00:21:15,562 --> 00:21:17,530 My middle name's Milligan, and her great-uncle-- 349 00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:19,791 Angus Milligan, regimental commander, 350 00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:21,400 the queen's own volunteer guard. 351 00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:23,798 That is, before he emigrated to America. 352 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:27,406 Ah, the poor dear. We never have heard of him since. 353 00:21:27,574 --> 00:21:29,872 Mr. Mushgrove here, he could be his twin. 354 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,875 WISHBONE: Yeah. She showed us a picture. 355 00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:33,843 His spitting image. 356 00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:38,475 We thought it was only proper to unpack Uncle Angus' regimentals. 357 00:21:38,919 --> 00:21:42,253 Ah, doesn't he cut a bunny figure? 358 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:45,348 Drafty would be more like it. 359 00:21:45,525 --> 00:21:48,825 Mushy, let's get out of that fool outfit and get behind a self-respecting apron, 360 00:21:48,995 --> 00:21:50,554 - where you belong. - Yes, sir. 361 00:21:51,531 --> 00:21:53,056 Fool outfit? 362 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,934 Quince, if that pile of junk don't disappear in five minutes 363 00:21:57,103 --> 00:21:59,572 you're gonna be riding nighthawk in it all evening. 364 00:21:59,739 --> 00:22:02,037 Pile of scrap? Mr. Favor. 365 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:03,802 FAVOR: Now, maybe you haven't noticed it, 366 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:07,242 but this is a cattle drive and not a traveling carnival. 367 00:22:07,414 --> 00:22:08,677 But... 368 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,546 So while we're enjoying the benefit of your company, 369 00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:13,812 you will confine yourself to the chuck wagon. 370 00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:17,446 And please, let's keep this claptrap where it belongs, huh? 371 00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:19,319 Claptrap indeed. 372 00:22:19,492 --> 00:22:22,484 For your information, Mr. Favor, that claptrap, as you call it, 373 00:22:22,662 --> 00:22:24,391 represents a 400-year heritage 374 00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:26,658 of proud life and noble death 375 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,803 honored on the battlefields of Europe to the Baskerville moors 376 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:32,098 to the great stones of Saint James himself. 377 00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:33,637 A heritage that was flourishing 378 00:22:33,807 --> 00:22:37,038 when your ancestors thought treetops were homes. 379 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:41,238 Heh. Claptrap, indeed, Mr. Favor. Heh. 380 00:22:45,752 --> 00:22:48,915 Well? That dinner gonna jump into the pot all by itself? 381 00:22:49,389 --> 00:22:51,483 For your information, Mr. Trail-Boss, 382 00:22:51,658 --> 00:22:53,285 that dinner's all done and just simmering 383 00:22:53,693 --> 00:22:56,424 while Miss Dundee's pies is getting done. 384 00:22:56,596 --> 00:23:01,864 Pies which, I might add, she's made special for you and the men. 385 00:23:25,292 --> 00:23:27,386 [BULL GRUNTING] 386 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,255 Easy there, MacDuff. 387 00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:32,126 Let's not get excited. 388 00:23:32,732 --> 00:23:34,700 KATHLEEN: No cause for alarm, Mr. Yates. 389 00:23:34,868 --> 00:23:37,132 He merely heard my step. 390 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,402 Go on, MacDuff. Go on. 391 00:23:39,572 --> 00:23:41,040 Back with the others. 392 00:23:48,248 --> 00:23:50,080 You know, I think I got this all wrong. 393 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,617 Maybe you should be riding the night guard, 394 00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:55,187 and I should be back with the pots and pans. 395 00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:56,516 Hardly, Mr. Yates. 396 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:59,853 You see, MacDuff and I were practically brought up together. 397 00:24:00,026 --> 00:24:01,391 There's no need to watch over them. 398 00:24:01,561 --> 00:24:04,360 All they need do to settle is a "good night" from me. 399 00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:07,857 I'm afraid Mr. Favor doesn't agree. 400 00:24:08,034 --> 00:24:10,298 He says watch them, so we watch them. 401 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:13,633 Insurance, you might say, to be on the safe side. 402 00:24:13,907 --> 00:24:18,140 Your Mr. Favor is a stern taskmaster, isn't he? 403 00:24:18,311 --> 00:24:22,578 Well, driving the men is the biggest part of driving cattle, I'm afraid. 404 00:24:22,749 --> 00:24:25,275 Yes, I suppose so. 405 00:24:25,452 --> 00:24:29,855 Uh, you wouldn't consider me part of that cattle drive, would you? 406 00:24:31,057 --> 00:24:35,517 Uh, well, if you were, I'm afraid we'd have more drovers than we do steers. 407 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,263 Then you will help? 408 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,454 How? 409 00:24:38,631 --> 00:24:41,498 Well, help me to change Mr. Favor's mind. 410 00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:44,262 Well, he can't just drop me at the next town. 411 00:24:44,437 --> 00:24:46,098 That's playing right into his hands. 412 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:50,142 - Whose hands? - The man I was supposed to marry. 413 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,745 Oh, he'd do anything to get my bulls back. 414 00:24:53,113 --> 00:24:57,346 He's probably notified every constable in the territory to arrest me on sight. 415 00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,781 Now, look, Kathleen, the law works both ways. 416 00:24:59,953 --> 00:25:02,684 - Now, all you have to do is-- - There's nothing I can do. 417 00:25:02,856 --> 00:25:04,255 That's what I keep telling you. 418 00:25:04,424 --> 00:25:08,122 I'm not even a citizen. The law's all on his side. 419 00:25:08,294 --> 00:25:10,922 Please speak to Mr. Favor. He'll listen to you. 420 00:25:11,297 --> 00:25:13,561 All I want to do is to get back to Denver. 421 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:16,532 Then I can sell Dunheath, oh, to a good family, of course, 422 00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:19,104 and then secure my passage to Aberdeen. 423 00:25:20,373 --> 00:25:21,863 Please, Mr. Yates. 424 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,943 If you don't, I'll never get home. 425 00:25:25,779 --> 00:25:27,213 Yeah, but, look... 426 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:28,814 I'm only a woman. 427 00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,508 All I can do is beg. 428 00:25:35,822 --> 00:25:37,551 Well, I'll see what I can do. 429 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:42,888 Oh, Mr. Yates, I'll be eternally grateful. 430 00:25:54,941 --> 00:25:56,932 [MEN WHISTLING AND YELLING] 431 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,968 Boss, you're not gonna believe this. 432 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,500 Believe what? 433 00:26:56,669 --> 00:26:59,036 I never thought I'd see the day the bulls could drive cattle 434 00:26:59,205 --> 00:27:01,105 better than we could. Look. 435 00:27:17,557 --> 00:27:18,922 I was just having them back there. 436 00:27:19,092 --> 00:27:22,187 Seems to make the steer a little nervous, pushes their speed up. 437 00:27:22,362 --> 00:27:24,228 Why, we keep the bulls around, at this rate, 438 00:27:24,397 --> 00:27:26,491 we'll be in Denver a month early. 439 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:30,933 Oh, you can keep that bull. I'll see you in Denver. 440 00:28:11,978 --> 00:28:13,639 KATHLEEN: Whoa there. 441 00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:46,445 Who did what? 442 00:28:46,613 --> 00:28:48,980 Oh, it's old Carnoustie there. He's gone plumb goofy. 443 00:28:49,148 --> 00:28:51,674 Got the whole tail end of that herd running around in circles. 444 00:28:51,851 --> 00:28:54,218 Carnoustie, huh? 445 00:29:12,639 --> 00:29:15,006 Herd them in. Don't let them bust through. 446 00:29:15,174 --> 00:29:17,165 [MEN WHISTLING AND YELLING] 447 00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:06,184 - What happened? - No way of telling, boss. 448 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:09,158 That old bull just started running like he was mad at somebody. 449 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:13,527 Not somebody, Scarlet. Something. 450 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,365 Look, boss, daisies. 451 00:30:16,536 --> 00:30:18,800 - Yellow daisies. - I know. 452 00:30:18,971 --> 00:30:20,996 Don't tell me. 453 00:30:21,207 --> 00:30:22,766 I bet I know. 454 00:30:23,109 --> 00:30:26,773 - Carnoustie don't like yellow, huh? ROWDY: Well, yeah. 455 00:30:26,946 --> 00:30:29,278 Yeah, well, what was you saying 456 00:30:29,449 --> 00:30:32,510 about how helpful bulls is on a cattle drive? 457 00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:34,511 Well, uh, you see-- 458 00:30:34,687 --> 00:30:37,679 FAVOR: And that little girl that talks to them 459 00:30:37,857 --> 00:30:40,121 and keeps them real nice and quiet, 460 00:30:40,293 --> 00:30:42,785 now, where do you suppose she's got to, huh? 461 00:30:43,162 --> 00:30:45,893 Well, maybe she got lost, uh, again. 462 00:30:46,566 --> 00:30:49,558 Now, that would be a shame, wouldn't it? 463 00:30:49,736 --> 00:30:51,864 - Well, boss, now-- FAVOR: Find her, Mr. Yates. 464 00:30:52,038 --> 00:30:54,564 You find her and her wagon and her bulls 465 00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:56,402 and you lump them all together. 466 00:30:56,576 --> 00:30:58,510 That way, you shouldn't have any trouble 467 00:30:58,678 --> 00:31:01,409 - when you leave. - Leave? 468 00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:03,772 That's right. You're leaving in the morning. 469 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:07,113 You and Mr. Quince and all of Aberdeen, Scotland, 470 00:31:07,286 --> 00:31:11,519 and MacDuff and Dunheath, and Monmouth and Carnoustie. 471 00:31:11,691 --> 00:31:13,352 You're gonna disappear. 472 00:31:13,526 --> 00:31:16,928 Just like that, you're all gonna disappear. 473 00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:19,292 Where are we gonna take her? 474 00:31:19,465 --> 00:31:20,955 Back where you found her, anywhere. 475 00:31:21,134 --> 00:31:24,263 I don't care, just so long as you keep her away from this herd. 476 00:31:24,437 --> 00:31:26,303 Is that clear? 477 00:31:26,472 --> 00:31:28,406 Well, yeah, it's clear. 478 00:31:28,574 --> 00:31:30,064 Fine. 479 00:31:30,243 --> 00:31:33,577 Maybe we could get in a little cattle driving now, huh? 480 00:31:33,746 --> 00:31:34,838 Al right? 481 00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:37,005 - Of course, yeah. Yeah. QUINCE: Yes, sir. 482 00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:47,349 [HERDERS WHISTLING AND YELLING] 483 00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:53,090 Miss Dundee? 484 00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:45,241 [SIGHS] 485 00:33:46,145 --> 00:33:48,546 You did say "Miss" Dundee? 486 00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:55,986 No, that was Mr. Yates. 487 00:33:56,155 --> 00:33:58,453 And I didn't bother to correct him. 488 00:33:59,025 --> 00:34:01,289 Didn't bother? 489 00:34:01,794 --> 00:34:05,321 For your information, Mr. Wishbone, I have left my husband. 490 00:34:05,498 --> 00:34:08,331 I had the hoax of a marriage declared null and void. 491 00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:11,960 Well, are you also gonna declare that baby null and void? 492 00:34:12,138 --> 00:34:16,439 Lady, there isn't a doctor around here in 50 miles. 493 00:34:16,609 --> 00:34:20,011 My baby isn't expected yet, and I believe I can still count. 494 00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:22,238 Well, maybe you can, but the baby can't. 495 00:34:22,415 --> 00:34:24,577 There's really nothing to worry about, Mr. Wishbone. 496 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,981 Oh, that's fine for you to say, but what about me? 497 00:34:28,154 --> 00:34:30,521 I helped deliver a few calves into this world, 498 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:31,953 but if you think-- 499 00:34:32,124 --> 00:34:34,525 - Here. - Oh. 500 00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:37,856 You just push and I'll tug. 501 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:39,896 We Dundees are sturdy stock. 502 00:34:40,066 --> 00:34:41,431 We carry our children well. 503 00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:44,400 My mother was harrowing clover to the last hour, 504 00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:47,699 and I was born en route to the barn. 505 00:34:47,873 --> 00:34:49,034 Barn? 506 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:51,438 Well, all we got's wagons. 507 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,512 Ha, ha. Well, if necessary, that will do fine. 508 00:34:54,947 --> 00:34:56,278 Well, nothing's gonna do fine 509 00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:59,009 when Rowdy and Mr. Favor find out about this. 510 00:34:59,185 --> 00:35:02,712 Mr. Wishbone, that's exactly why I've been trying to conceal the truth. 511 00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:04,913 The immortal conspiracy of mankind, 512 00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:06,957 superior beings honor-bound 513 00:35:07,126 --> 00:35:09,823 to present a solid, unwavering front to the weaker sex, 514 00:35:09,996 --> 00:35:11,794 no matter who's right or who's wrong. 515 00:35:11,964 --> 00:35:16,162 Tell them that I dared to defy the nuptial fetters of felicitude forever 516 00:35:16,335 --> 00:35:19,236 to a fellow man, and your Mr. Favor and Mr. Yates 517 00:35:19,405 --> 00:35:21,533 will have me dropped at the nearest doctor's doorstep 518 00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:24,074 as if I were a blight on society 519 00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:27,042 and leave me to the mercy of that gruesome monster 520 00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:28,339 I once called a husband. 521 00:35:28,514 --> 00:35:32,144 Well, monster or no monster, you still ought to be in doctor's care. 522 00:35:32,318 --> 00:35:34,685 You wouldn't even be out here if you wasn't ailing. 523 00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:37,351 It's a minor circulatory condition, 524 00:35:37,523 --> 00:35:38,649 common in pregnancy, 525 00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:41,486 and the cool waters take the swelling of the ankle down. 526 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,652 There's nothing to worry about. 527 00:35:43,829 --> 00:35:45,661 Well, I still gotta tell them. 528 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:52,131 Mr. Wishbone, you do that and you'll be committing murder. 529 00:35:52,304 --> 00:35:54,898 If that husband of mine gets me in his clutches, 530 00:35:55,074 --> 00:35:56,564 my spirit will die. 531 00:35:57,143 --> 00:35:59,578 And that means I'll die too. 532 00:35:59,745 --> 00:36:02,771 - Please, Mr. Wishbone, don't tell. - But... 533 00:36:03,182 --> 00:36:06,345 I promise that at the first signs, I'll tell them myself. 534 00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,544 And then you can go out and scare up 50 doctors 535 00:36:08,721 --> 00:36:10,815 if it'll make you feel any better. 536 00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:12,848 Fair enough? 537 00:36:13,492 --> 00:36:16,826 Well, fair or not, they're still gonna find out. 538 00:36:17,129 --> 00:36:20,690 Motherhood has a way of getting around on a cattle drive. 539 00:36:20,866 --> 00:36:24,359 And when Mr. Favor finds out, I know what he's gonna say. 540 00:36:24,537 --> 00:36:26,801 [KATHLEEN CHUCKLES] 541 00:37:05,444 --> 00:37:06,707 Here you are. 542 00:37:06,879 --> 00:37:08,244 Just what the doctor ordered. 543 00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:10,781 - Oh, Mr. Wishbone-- - No buts about it. 544 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:14,045 There's extract of iron and calcium and phosphorus in there, 545 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,881 just the thing for blood and bones. 546 00:37:16,055 --> 00:37:18,649 - Either you take it, or I'll talk. - Men. 547 00:37:19,492 --> 00:37:20,687 I know just how you feel, 548 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:23,124 but there's more important things than getting to Denver. 549 00:37:23,295 --> 00:37:26,424 And whatever you think of Mr. Favor, he's doing the right thing. 550 00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:30,934 You got no business at all out here, you being in the family way and all. 551 00:37:31,103 --> 00:37:35,301 Mr. Wishbone, my Uncle Macintosh marched 1,000 feverish Highlanders 552 00:37:35,474 --> 00:37:37,272 over the Khyber Pass in the dead of winter 553 00:37:37,443 --> 00:37:38,933 with nothing more to keep him going 554 00:37:39,278 --> 00:37:42,407 than his bagpipe and three kegs of Aberdeen ale. 555 00:37:42,581 --> 00:37:44,640 A Dundee never surrenders and never retreats. 556 00:37:45,651 --> 00:37:49,315 I'll get to Denver. If I crawl there on my hands and knees, I'll get there. 557 00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,419 And my blood and bones are fine, thank you. 558 00:37:52,591 --> 00:37:54,719 [WISHBONE SIGHS] 559 00:38:03,469 --> 00:38:06,063 This will be real good for the men. 560 00:38:22,955 --> 00:38:24,480 [GRUNTS] 561 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:29,594 [COUGHS] 562 00:38:29,762 --> 00:38:31,662 Well, you finally did it, huh? 563 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,925 You put arsenic in the coffee. 564 00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:36,796 There's nothing wrong with a little calcium and phosphorus. 565 00:38:36,969 --> 00:38:39,995 A matter of fact, there's some around here I know could use a little iron 566 00:38:40,172 --> 00:38:41,936 and a little less lead. 567 00:38:44,543 --> 00:38:46,841 Trail boss around? 568 00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:49,777 You're looking at what's left of him. Gil Favor. 569 00:38:50,115 --> 00:38:51,583 Ah. 570 00:38:54,553 --> 00:38:57,523 Lost my horse a few miles back, 571 00:38:57,690 --> 00:38:59,784 saw your herd, 572 00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:02,454 figured I might deal with you for another animal. 573 00:39:02,628 --> 00:39:05,154 Seems to me like you could use something solid behind your belt 574 00:39:05,331 --> 00:39:06,355 more than a horse. 575 00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:08,125 I'll see what I can rustle up. 576 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,392 RICHARD: Obliged. 577 00:39:09,568 --> 00:39:12,902 You usually do your traveling at night, Mr., uh...? 578 00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:16,408 Oh. Whiting. 579 00:39:16,909 --> 00:39:18,377 Richard Whiting. 580 00:39:19,144 --> 00:39:21,442 And as to when I do my traveling... 581 00:39:21,847 --> 00:39:26,045 - Here. It's only jerky, but it's filling. - Oh, thank you. 582 00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:28,381 Don't look like I got much choice, 583 00:39:28,787 --> 00:39:31,484 seeing as how I'm trying to follow a trail 584 00:39:31,657 --> 00:39:34,786 that wanders over half the territory. 585 00:39:36,262 --> 00:39:37,423 Might be you can help. 586 00:39:37,596 --> 00:39:38,961 Wrong, Mr. Whiting. 587 00:39:39,131 --> 00:39:42,101 You mean you were looking for someone. 588 00:39:45,037 --> 00:39:46,766 QUINCE: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 589 00:39:46,939 --> 00:39:48,100 Steal a woman's dowry. 590 00:39:48,274 --> 00:39:51,642 - Hold it, hold it, what's this all about? - Him, the man who jilted Miss Dundee. 591 00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:52,902 RICHARD: She told you that? 592 00:39:53,078 --> 00:39:54,807 KATHLEEN: That and more, you thief. 593 00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:56,772 Ooh, I haven't got warmed up yet. 594 00:39:56,949 --> 00:39:59,475 - What right of you to leave me? RICHARD: What right? 595 00:39:59,852 --> 00:40:02,947 Look, if this is a private argument, why don't you take it some place private? 596 00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:05,352 - You run off and leave me... KATHLEEN: Leave you? 597 00:40:05,524 --> 00:40:07,788 --To go traipsing around half the territory 598 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,793 in a wagon my old man wore out 30 years ago 599 00:40:10,963 --> 00:40:14,729 - with nothing but four half-wild bulls... - Half wild? 600 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,232 --To keep you company, no food, no money, 601 00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:20,395 and you ask me what right I had to follow you? 602 00:40:20,572 --> 00:40:23,940 Mr. Whiting, when you abandoned me, you also abandoned all the rights 603 00:40:24,109 --> 00:40:26,305 and claims to anything that existed before the fact. 604 00:40:26,478 --> 00:40:27,946 I abandoned you? 605 00:40:28,113 --> 00:40:29,774 - All right, fella, you-- - Wait a minute. 606 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:32,714 - Rowdy, they're married. - Married? 607 00:40:32,885 --> 00:40:33,909 Oh, no, we're not. 608 00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:36,783 I told the neighbors it was null and void before I left. 609 00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:38,788 I don't care what you told the neighbors. 610 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,825 You're going home if I have to drag you by the hair. 611 00:40:41,994 --> 00:40:44,429 Oh, no, I'm not. Never. 612 00:40:44,596 --> 00:40:47,691 - Mr. Favor, you're a reasonable man. - Oh, true. 613 00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:50,859 This man married me under false pretenses. 614 00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:52,902 Once he got me and my bulls in his power, 615 00:40:53,072 --> 00:40:55,063 he put Carnoustie and MacDuff 616 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,470 to service ordinary range cows. 617 00:40:57,643 --> 00:41:00,112 And for what? So he could buy more range cows 618 00:41:00,279 --> 00:41:01,610 for Monmouth and Dunheath. 619 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,475 And as if that wasn't enough, 620 00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:07,711 he used my great Irish grandmother's porcelain night pot as a spittoon. 621 00:41:07,886 --> 00:41:09,547 I didn't know it was no antique. 622 00:41:09,722 --> 00:41:12,817 And then he dared to cart my dowry, my precious heirlooms, 623 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:14,960 every one of them, out to his barn, 624 00:41:15,127 --> 00:41:17,596 hmph, likely to make nests for rodents. 625 00:41:17,763 --> 00:41:20,494 I still say a thing ain't got no use, you junk it. 626 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,828 And finally, having shredded me of all my pride 627 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,027 and reducing me to the status of a chambermaid, 628 00:41:25,204 --> 00:41:28,765 he finally took the humiliating step. 629 00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:30,409 He deliberately stole my dot. 630 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:35,208 My grandmother's thriftily preserved 92 pounds sterling, 631 00:41:35,381 --> 00:41:36,849 and he abandoned me. 632 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:39,075 Now, I ask you, Mr. Favor, what would you do? 633 00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:40,844 Well, now, I-- 634 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,749 That's it. That's exactly what I did, run. 635 00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:44,013 And run and run and run 636 00:41:44,189 --> 00:41:47,454 till I was far way from his designing and deceitful lies. 637 00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:50,755 Kathleen, I did not abandon you. 638 00:41:50,929 --> 00:41:54,559 I went to San Antone to buy a decent strain of Herefords 639 00:41:54,733 --> 00:41:56,599 to breed with your Aberdeen bulls. 640 00:41:57,169 --> 00:42:01,106 And as for your grandmother's dot, I put it in a bank, where it belongs. 641 00:42:01,273 --> 00:42:02,900 Lies, lies, lies. 642 00:42:03,075 --> 00:42:05,942 Oh, you don't fool me and you don't fool any of my friends either. 643 00:42:06,111 --> 00:42:07,476 All right, that's enough. 644 00:42:07,646 --> 00:42:10,115 No more talk. No more cock-and-bull stories. 645 00:42:10,282 --> 00:42:12,876 You're going home, and I mean right now. 646 00:42:13,052 --> 00:42:14,417 Don't forget to take your bulls. 647 00:42:14,586 --> 00:42:17,078 Oh, no, I'm not. Never. Over my dead body. 648 00:42:17,256 --> 00:42:20,123 I may not be able to swing right, but there's nothing wrong with my aim. 649 00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:21,453 Liberty in every blow! 650 00:42:21,627 --> 00:42:24,255 Come on, let's duel-- Oh! 651 00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:26,558 [KATHLEEN GROANS] 652 00:42:26,732 --> 00:42:28,996 Miss Dundee-- I mean Mrs. Whiting, is it--? 653 00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:32,160 Oh. Mr. Wishbone, I don't think we're gonna have time 654 00:42:32,337 --> 00:42:33,498 to scare up those 50 doctors. 655 00:42:34,606 --> 00:42:35,630 Kathy. 656 00:42:36,809 --> 00:42:38,675 It's all right, you're just gonna be a daddy. 657 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:47,818 - A baby? - A baby, yeah. 658 00:42:47,986 --> 00:42:50,614 Mushy, blankets! 659 00:42:50,789 --> 00:42:53,986 And I think hot water. 660 00:43:06,505 --> 00:43:09,531 WISHBONE: Mushy, more blankets. MUSHY: Yes, sir. 661 00:43:10,075 --> 00:43:12,009 - Is there anything happening? - No, not yet. 662 00:43:12,177 --> 00:43:15,545 - Well, isn't there something that I--? - Don't worry, you'll know. 663 00:43:17,783 --> 00:43:20,809 Here. You look like you need this. 664 00:43:20,986 --> 00:43:23,887 What I need, you ain't got. 665 00:43:25,924 --> 00:43:29,258 - Women. - Oh, I know how you feel. 666 00:43:29,428 --> 00:43:31,260 Yeah, me too. 667 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:32,829 RICHARD: Look at this. 668 00:43:32,998 --> 00:43:35,296 Must be at least a ton of it. Junk. 669 00:43:35,467 --> 00:43:37,936 And I helped cart it all the way from Scotland. 670 00:43:38,103 --> 00:43:41,232 And them bulls, think they was part of the family. 671 00:43:42,241 --> 00:43:43,731 Family? 672 00:43:43,909 --> 00:43:47,038 Say, Whiting, you know, you may be right. 673 00:43:47,212 --> 00:43:49,374 Maybe they are family. 674 00:43:50,682 --> 00:43:54,744 To a woman, everything she owns is part of her family. 675 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:59,885 And this junk's got family written all over it, doesn't it? 676 00:44:00,659 --> 00:44:02,559 Oh, yeah, sure. 677 00:44:02,728 --> 00:44:04,992 - Especially this here bathtub. - Now... 678 00:44:05,164 --> 00:44:06,757 Now, I know 679 00:44:06,932 --> 00:44:09,731 females are hard to understand at times, 680 00:44:09,902 --> 00:44:12,234 especially with things like dowries. 681 00:44:12,771 --> 00:44:16,366 But you gotta be calm and sensible about it, like me. 682 00:44:16,542 --> 00:44:18,533 You got to look to the other side of it. 683 00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:21,111 Now, stop and think about it, Whiting. 684 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,683 Al this junk-- I mean, all these priceless family heirlooms here, 685 00:44:25,851 --> 00:44:30,812 they represent 400 years of living. 686 00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,224 The heritage of a family 687 00:44:33,725 --> 00:44:37,093 that was making history before Lewis and Clark ever realized 688 00:44:37,262 --> 00:44:39,754 there was unmapped territory west of the Mississippi. 689 00:44:40,632 --> 00:44:44,159 Now, of course, I know it doesn't mean much to you or me, 690 00:44:44,336 --> 00:44:46,202 but to a woman... 691 00:44:47,172 --> 00:44:50,972 Well, I gotta admit, I ain't never quite looked at it that way. 692 00:44:51,143 --> 00:44:52,406 Yeah, that's right, Whiting, 693 00:44:52,578 --> 00:44:55,377 you just haven't been thinking of it right. 694 00:44:56,048 --> 00:44:58,210 Well, uh, just think of it. 695 00:44:58,383 --> 00:45:00,613 You're liable to be the only man in this whole territory 696 00:45:00,786 --> 00:45:04,120 who has his own personal iron suit. 697 00:45:04,289 --> 00:45:06,314 Yeah. Yeah, Rowdy. 698 00:45:07,326 --> 00:45:09,055 Of course, uh, 699 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:12,755 well, it'd take a lot of doing to meet her halfway. 700 00:45:12,931 --> 00:45:16,561 It'd take an awfully big man to pull that off. 701 00:45:17,369 --> 00:45:19,667 Oh, I don't know. 702 00:45:21,273 --> 00:45:23,241 Oh, I don't know. 703 00:45:27,312 --> 00:45:29,974 What's in this, boiled rocks? 704 00:45:30,449 --> 00:45:34,283 Oh, that's just a little calcium and phosphorus. 705 00:45:34,453 --> 00:45:36,717 That's the best thing in the world for a new father. 706 00:45:36,888 --> 00:45:38,049 Oh. 707 00:45:47,499 --> 00:45:49,490 [KATHLEEN PANTING] 708 00:45:51,069 --> 00:45:52,559 Is he still here? 709 00:45:52,738 --> 00:45:54,103 If he don't quit pacing out there, 710 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:56,605 he's gonna dig a trench right through our camp. 711 00:45:56,775 --> 00:45:59,267 Well, it's all an act. He doesn't care. 712 00:45:59,444 --> 00:46:00,741 - Not really. - I don't know. 713 00:46:00,912 --> 00:46:02,710 He seemed like a reasonable enough man. 714 00:46:03,148 --> 00:46:05,845 Reasonable? After what-- Oh. 715 00:46:06,652 --> 00:46:08,518 I'll take your word for it. 716 00:46:08,687 --> 00:46:10,985 Now, you just save your strength. You're gonna need it. 717 00:46:11,156 --> 00:46:12,851 Well, I still say he doesn't care. 718 00:46:13,025 --> 00:46:15,460 Well, any man that's done as much trailing as he has 719 00:46:15,627 --> 00:46:16,992 has to care some. 720 00:46:17,162 --> 00:46:20,621 When he first come in here, he looked like he was shopping for a pine box. 721 00:46:20,799 --> 00:46:23,734 Heh. He did look a bit starchy, didn't he? 722 00:46:23,902 --> 00:46:26,394 Well, he's gonna look a lot worse before he looks any better, 723 00:46:26,571 --> 00:46:27,868 unless you do something about it. 724 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,303 What can I do? 725 00:46:29,474 --> 00:46:31,704 You can meet him halfway, that's what. 726 00:46:31,877 --> 00:46:33,208 Yes, but I don't-- 727 00:46:33,378 --> 00:46:35,506 Oh, Mr. Wishbone. Oh. 728 00:46:36,148 --> 00:46:39,516 It's all right. I'm here. Just keep talking. Just keep talking. 729 00:46:39,685 --> 00:46:42,655 [SINGING] Hush-a-bye baby on the treetop 730 00:46:42,821 --> 00:46:44,812 [GASPING] 731 00:47:00,238 --> 00:47:02,229 [BABY CRYING] 732 00:47:04,943 --> 00:47:06,001 [ALL CHATTERING] 733 00:47:06,178 --> 00:47:07,771 MAN 1: That's just wonderful. 734 00:47:07,946 --> 00:47:09,004 MAN 2: Come on, hurry. 735 00:47:09,181 --> 00:47:11,013 You're gonna scare him half to death. 736 00:47:13,585 --> 00:47:14,711 It's a boy. 737 00:47:14,886 --> 00:47:16,445 [ALL CHEERING] 738 00:47:16,621 --> 00:47:19,249 MAN 3: Oh, another little... MAN 4: Whiting. 739 00:47:19,424 --> 00:47:21,552 All right, mister, you can go see your family. 740 00:47:21,727 --> 00:47:23,058 Yeah. 741 00:47:26,498 --> 00:47:28,262 Harkness, 742 00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:31,630 I think that I will have a cup of coffee. 743 00:47:32,204 --> 00:47:33,831 Yes, sir. 744 00:47:42,414 --> 00:47:45,349 Are you sure you're all right? 745 00:47:45,517 --> 00:47:47,281 Yes, of course I'm all right. 746 00:47:47,452 --> 00:47:49,511 You asked me that three times. 747 00:47:49,688 --> 00:47:51,486 Yes. 748 00:47:52,290 --> 00:47:54,122 Look at your son. 749 00:47:58,196 --> 00:47:59,960 [CHUCKLES] 750 00:48:00,132 --> 00:48:01,293 Look at that. 751 00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:04,063 I think Macbeth is a nice name. 752 00:48:04,236 --> 00:48:06,466 - Don't you agree? - Mac--? 753 00:48:06,638 --> 00:48:08,231 [LAUGHS] 754 00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:11,736 Well, we better get started. 755 00:48:12,411 --> 00:48:13,640 Get started? 756 00:48:13,812 --> 00:48:15,576 - But you just had a-- - Hitch up the team. 757 00:48:15,747 --> 00:48:18,739 You don't think I'm going home without my dowry, do you? 758 00:48:32,130 --> 00:48:33,962 We better get to rounding up them strays again. 759 00:48:34,132 --> 00:48:37,193 Oh, no. You two are going on drag to stay. 760 00:48:37,369 --> 00:48:39,497 The only way I can make sure the right strays come back 761 00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:42,231 is to do it myself. 762 00:48:48,947 --> 00:48:49,971 [ROWDY SIGHS] 763 00:48:55,987 --> 00:48:57,819 All right, all right. 764 00:48:57,989 --> 00:48:59,616 I'll go along with the battle standards 765 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,725 - and the Orkney crockery. - That's decent of you. 766 00:49:01,893 --> 00:49:05,488 But if you think you're gonna spread that crazy pewter around my office, 767 00:49:05,664 --> 00:49:07,428 you got yourself another think coming. 768 00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:10,091 Mr. Whiting, the pewter is not crazy. 769 00:49:10,268 --> 00:49:12,703 And it goes with that dungeon that you call an office. 770 00:49:12,871 --> 00:49:15,067 RICHARD: And as for that fool bag of wind 771 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,435 or whatever you call it-- 772 00:49:16,608 --> 00:49:18,337 KATHLEEN: Bagpipe, Mr. Whiting, bagpipe. 773 00:49:18,510 --> 00:49:21,002 RICHARD: Whatever it is, you play it down in the south meadow, 774 00:49:21,179 --> 00:49:24,877 where my ears can stand it, or so help me, I'll burn the fool bag-- 775 00:49:25,050 --> 00:49:26,540 KATHLEEN: You so much as touch it, 776 00:49:26,718 --> 00:49:30,279 and my great-grandfather's battle ax will need scouring again. 777 00:49:44,803 --> 00:49:47,033 Head them up! 778 00:49:47,205 --> 00:49:49,139 Move them out! 779 00:49:49,307 --> 00:49:51,298 [MEN WHISTLING AND YELLING]